Sports Commentator Rumble
Alright, the question is: If you could fight any sports commentator, who would it be? Log your answers under the comments on this post. Oh yeah, of course we are throwing all morality out the door for this post, so it can be that bonnie chick on the sidelines with the stupid hats if you want. Personally, I'd like to kick the crap out of Phil Simms. Yes, he is the dullest human being in the world but what gets me is his blantant favoritism towards any team facing the Broncos. That and who doesn't just think he looks like a big time dork?
posted by Jay Greer @ 6:49 PM
7 Comments:
Yes, Bill Walton has the sense of a tit-mouse but I can't believe none of you Walton haters havn't attacked his teeth. The dude's got some chompers! He must be part beever.
However, at least he played with Larry Bird for a while. This puts him over Phil-the leading cause of Narcolepsy- Simms.
I don't really know which sports commmentator I would fight, although, I think I would definately fight the guy that does the weather on the Today Show. I can't recall his name, but his tag line conclusion is, "that's what's going on in the world here's the weather in your neck of the woods." I don't know why but I hate it so much. I want to take the microphone and shove it down his throat.
Tyler,
You're searching for Al Roker. Hardly a sports commentator. Don't spread that kind of rebellion on my posts.
I forgot to mention. Kyle you are right, Irving sucks. However, I thought of my runner up. It is none other than Howie Long. Not only did the guy steel his haircut form Butch off of Back to the Future, but he has the misconception that he's funny. I'd like to return his lame jokes for slide-tackles.
Excuse me boys. Girl on the floor. Please, don't get nervous. I don't come around these parts often, but a little birdie told me I could find some good laughs on this particular blog, and in my industry, I take my laughs where I can get them.
I really just wanted to jump on and say I agree with Jay on Howie. First of all, he left his wife because she wasn't cool enough and now she kicks his tail in awards, appearances, and in everything else. And, yes, his hair is stupid, but I believe the Back to the Future character is Biff, not Butch. Not a big thing, but I think it makes the "stupid" argument stronger.
Well, that's it, I'm outta here. Carry on, boys.
There's this one guy, oh man, I want to tear his throat out with my teeth. He is so annoying and dumb. Oh man. I cant believe you guys havent mentioned him because BOY is he stupid. A real loser. I just have to throw my tv out the window whenever he starts talking (if you can call it that; it's more like a cat in heat). Whew...I hope you guys know where I am coming from. Oh yeah and his hair sucks and I think he is secretly a priest of Satan and he left his wife for his dog. Lame huh?
I'm bleeding sarcasm, Ha Ha!
First of all, it is nice to see such a weighty topic on this blog. Screw politics and higher criticism - let's talk about which TV personalities annoy us. Well done my friends, well done. If I may throw another broadcaster into the conversation (and under a bus) I would like to offer up Lou Holtz for your consideration. I mean seriously, everytime I listen to him talk I feel obligated to wipe his chin and sign him up for speech therapy.
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